Comments on: Bin Laden’s family says we captured him https://habitablezone.com/2011/05/04/bin-ladens-family-says-we-captured-him/ Fri, 03 Apr 2026 22:41:18 -0700 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Eri https://habitablezone.com/2011/05/04/bin-ladens-family-says-we-captured-him/#comment-562 Eri Fri, 06 May 2011 10:39:55 +0000 http://habitablezone.com/?p=670#comment-562 OK, I'll keep it and just change its name. The Big Stretch perhaps. I could promote it in catalogs on-line. "Get your Big Stretch in case you run into a terrorist." Why was Bin Laden so tall? We used the Big Stretch on him! Always check tall people. They may be terrorists. OK, I’ll keep it and just change its name.

The Big Stretch perhaps.

I could promote it in catalogs on-line. “Get your Big Stretch in case you run into a terrorist.”

Why was Bin Laden so tall? We used the Big Stretch on him! Always check tall people. They may be terrorists.

]]> By: ER https://habitablezone.com/2011/05/04/bin-ladens-family-says-we-captured-him/#comment-531 ER Thu, 05 May 2011 15:39:08 +0000 http://habitablezone.com/?p=670#comment-531 No, just trade it in for a waterboard. And welcome to the wonderful, wacky world of "Euphemism Management"! No, just trade it in for a waterboard.

And welcome to the wonderful, wacky world of “Euphemism Management”!

]]> By: Eri https://habitablezone.com/2011/05/04/bin-ladens-family-says-we-captured-him/#comment-527 Eri Thu, 05 May 2011 14:35:45 +0000 http://habitablezone.com/?p=670#comment-527 Does that mean I should return the rack I just mail-ordered? Does that mean I should return the rack I just mail-ordered?

]]> By: ER https://habitablezone.com/2011/05/04/bin-ladens-family-says-we-captured-him/#comment-523 ER Thu, 05 May 2011 11:55:09 +0000 http://habitablezone.com/?p=670#comment-523 It's not torture, Eri... It's "enhanced interrogation techniques". It’s not torture, Eri…

It’s “enhanced interrogation techniques”.

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