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This should offend just about everybody July 21, 2011 3:48 pm Eri

(from my e-mail)

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

God went to the Arabs and said,
‘I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.’

The Arabs asked, ‘What are Commandments?’
And the Lord said, ‘They are rules for living.’

‘Can you give us an example?’

‘Thou shall not kill.’

‘Not kill? We’re not interested..’

So He went to the Blacks and said, ‘I have Commandments.’

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
‘Honour thy Father and Mother.’

‘Father? We don’t know who our fathers are.
We’re not interested.’

Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
‘I have Commandments.’

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said ‘Thou shall not steal.’

‘Not steal? We’re not interested.’

Then He went to the French and said,
‘I have Commandments.’

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, ‘Thou shall not commit adultery.’

‘Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We’re not interested.’

Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
‘I have Commandments..’

‘Commandments?’ They said, ‘How much are they?’

‘They’re free.’

‘We’ll take 10.’

  • This sounds like something everyone in my neighborhood would like. You left out the Chinese, the Scientologists,and the Australians. He ... by VelociraptorBlade 2011-07-22 13:35:06
    • “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or ... by Eri 2011-07-22 18:28:29
      • ...and army-dillos! by Jody 2011-07-22 18:55:34
        • Armadillo by morning. (That's what I sang whenever Amarillo By Morning came on.) by Eri 2011-07-23 03:16:07
          • ...and pink ca-diddle-ee-acks! by Jody 2011-07-22 18:56:17
        • I figured my Zoners would come up with a few more. LOL! by Eri 2011-07-22 14:18:15
        • LOL! That's great. A finger in every eye. It's the only way to do it. :-) by mcfly 2011-07-22 12:03:37

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