Comments on: This should offend just about everybody https://habitablezone.com/2011/07/21/this-should-offend-just-about-everybody/ Mon, 06 Apr 2026 09:05:36 -0700 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Eri https://habitablezone.com/2011/07/21/this-should-offend-just-about-everybody/#comment-4146 Eri Sat, 23 Jul 2011 10:16:07 +0000 http://habitablezone.com/?p=2675#comment-4146 Armadillo by morning. (That's what I sang whenever Amarillo By Morning came on.) Armadillo by morning. (That’s what I sang whenever Amarillo By Morning came on.)

]]> By: Jody https://habitablezone.com/2011/07/21/this-should-offend-just-about-everybody/#comment-4140 Jody Sat, 23 Jul 2011 01:56:17 +0000 http://habitablezone.com/?p=2675#comment-4140 ...and pink ca-diddle-ee-acks! …and pink ca-diddle-ee-acks!

]]> By: Jody https://habitablezone.com/2011/07/21/this-should-offend-just-about-everybody/#comment-4139 Jody Sat, 23 Jul 2011 01:55:34 +0000 http://habitablezone.com/?p=2675#comment-4139 ...and army-dillos! …and army-dillos!

]]> By: Eri https://habitablezone.com/2011/07/21/this-should-offend-just-about-everybody/#comment-4138 Eri Sat, 23 Jul 2011 01:28:29 +0000 http://habitablezone.com/?p=2675#comment-4138 “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them." Well, there goes Texas. They loveth their oil and all that cometh from it. “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them.”

Well, there goes Texas. They loveth their oil and all that cometh from it.

]]> By: Eri https://habitablezone.com/2011/07/21/this-should-offend-just-about-everybody/#comment-4126 Eri Fri, 22 Jul 2011 21:18:15 +0000 http://habitablezone.com/?p=2675#comment-4126 I figured my Zoners would come up with a few more. LOL! I figured my Zoners would come up with a few more. LOL!

]]> By: VelociraptorBlade https://habitablezone.com/2011/07/21/this-should-offend-just-about-everybody/#comment-4118 VelociraptorBlade Fri, 22 Jul 2011 20:35:06 +0000 http://habitablezone.com/?p=2675#comment-4118 This sounds like something everyone in my neighborhood would like. You left out the Chinese, the Scientologists,and the Australians. He went to the Chinese and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better." The Chinese ask about the Commandments and the lord said "Thou shall have no other gods before me" "Sorry pal, but we have half a million gods already, and we're not gonna ditch them for you." He then went to the Scientologists and said, "I have Commandments. They're usefull." The Scientoligists ask "Well, what are they?" so the Lord began with "Thou shall not worship false idols" "Why not? There's good money in it. We're not interested." After that, he went to the Australians and said, "COMMANDMENTS. LISTEN." The Australians comply, and the Lord told them "Thous shall not take the name of the Lord in vain" "Jesus Christ, are you f***ing kidding us!?" Hey, someone had to throw 'em out there. This sounds like something everyone in my neighborhood would like. You left out the Chinese, the Scientologists,and the Australians.

He went to the Chinese and said,
“I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.”

The Chinese ask about the Commandments and the lord said “Thou shall have no other gods before me”

“Sorry pal, but we have half a million gods already, and we’re not gonna ditch them for you.”

He then went to the Scientologists and said,
“I have Commandments. They’re usefull.”

The Scientoligists ask “Well, what are they?” so the Lord began with “Thou shall not worship false idols”

“Why not? There’s good money in it. We’re not interested.”

After that, he went to the Australians and said,
“COMMANDMENTS. LISTEN.”

The Australians comply, and the Lord told them “Thous shall not take the name of the Lord in vain”

“Jesus Christ, are you f***ing kidding us!?”

Hey, someone had to throw ‘em out there.

]]> By: mcfly https://habitablezone.com/2011/07/21/this-should-offend-just-about-everybody/#comment-4109 mcfly Fri, 22 Jul 2011 19:03:37 +0000 http://habitablezone.com/?p=2675#comment-4109 LOL! That's great. A finger in every eye. It's the only way to do it. :-) LOL!

That’s great. A finger in every eye. It’s the only way to do it.
:-)

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