Comments on: As the passion of my fiery torrid lover slowly and predictably fades, I patiently await my soul mate. Autumn, how I have missed you!

By: Jody

Jody — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 03:00:32 +0000

Bluto made her do it…he’s her pimp.

Eri — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 02:42:17 +0000

I’m weady. Hate Summer. Dislike Winter. Only like Spring and Love Autumn.

Eri — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 02:41:17 +0000

She’s so skinny, she’s monounfaturated.

ER — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 02:10:37 +0000

Wiki has a great collection of Bill’s poetry at

This is the only one fit to reproduce here…

“Are you young and handsome, sir? Are you young and handsome, Sir?”
Are you young and handsome, sir?” said the fair Young Maiden.

“I’m old and rough and dirty and tough!” said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
“I’m old and rough and dirty and tough!” said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.”

FrankC — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 00:16:40 +0000

Damn cheating Olive Oyl.

Jody — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 18:19:26 +0000

Barnacle Bill, hold me still.
Within your arms of manly will,
You are mine forever, Barnacle Bill.

ER — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 16:17:22 +0000

Sonofabee, it’s me
I’m home from the sea,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor!

RobVG — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 02:44:36 +0000

Nice n/t

TB — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 23:48:46 +0000

Nooo! I’m not ready yet!