They no longer call it “sitting indian style”…it is called “criss-cross applesauce”.
My neighbor was three minutes late to her new job and got chastised. Her response was ” Don’t you know I have A.D.D.?” Also, only making eight dollars an hour is hardly worth her effort. It cost her nine dollars at Denney’s for her lunch.
…and said neighbor yells from her car as she leaves for said job this morning…” Can you water my lawn? I don’t have time?!”
Met my twelve year old new neighbor, Ferman. He notices I have a pool.
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OK, your neighbor has tagged you as a soft touch, someone she can take advantage of.
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Eri's got a point. She sounds like a bit of a loser. Anybody spending 9 bucks on a ...
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She is crazier than a shit house rat.
I have never met anyone like her. Poor planning on her part constitutes ...
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I hope you did NOT water her lawn for her. She needs to learn NOT to ask you to ...
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No I didn't Eri. I was passive aggressive though. I just nodded and laughed to myself...thinking...yeah right. I actually have ...
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If you really wanted to be passive aggressive, you could have turned on her sprinkler and left it on for ...
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Or send her an official invoice for "Landscape Services" at $30 an hour.
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Or send her an official invoice for "Landscape Services" at $30 an hour.
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Good for you. Now, to another subject...
Argggggghhhhhhhh. My least favorite new saying or any saying of all time ...
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How about "Homie don't play that?" Or "that's not my bag?" I use that one.
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Replace Homie with Tom? I hate anything that sounds like referring to oneself in the third person. :)
I remember when ...
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I don't have a problem with those. I do have a problem with anything that comes from Celebrity Apprentice ...
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I use the homie one....heh...I got it from some clown (literally) played by Damon Wayans on "In Living Color"
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My all time favorite for friend(homie) is, "I am your Huckleberry".
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I first heard Val Kilmer use that as Doc Holliday in Wyatt Earp...I love that line!
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I first heard Val Kilmer use that as Doc Holliday in Wyatt Earp...I love that line!
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My all time favorite for friend(homie) is, "I am your Huckleberry".
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Replace Homie with Tom? I hate anything that sounds like referring to oneself in the third person. :)
I remember when ...
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If you really wanted to be passive aggressive, you could have turned on her sprinkler and left it on for ...
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No I didn't Eri. I was passive aggressive though. I just nodded and laughed to myself...thinking...yeah right. I actually have ...
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I hope you did NOT water her lawn for her. She needs to learn NOT to ask you to ...
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She is crazier than a shit house rat.
I have never met anyone like her. Poor planning on her part constitutes ...
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Eri's got a point. She sounds like a bit of a loser. Anybody spending 9 bucks on a ...
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Make sure your pool has a fence. A really good one.