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OMG! November 12, 2011 11:06 am Eri

I just got this spam in gmail.

JP MORGAN CHASE BANK
270 PARK AVENUE
NEW YORK, NY 10017

Attention.

Regards to you, I Mr. John Mercury the Chief Executive Officer of JP Morgan chase bank wish to inform you that I have been away for a 3month course in United Kingdom(UK) which i just return, i got to my office and cross-check all the paper work and i found out that your payment file is still pending left unpaid.

If you are still interested in receiving your fund let me know so that i can know how to make an arrangement to get your Fund/ATM Card valid $10.7Million USD delivered to your door step.

We expect your urgent response to this email to enable us disburse this
Payment effectively….

MR. JOHN MERCURY
Chairman, Chief Executive Officer
JP Morgan Chase Bank.
Email: johnmercury@chasebank-ua.com
or johnmercury-chasebnk@w.cn

************************************

I wonder if I could interest this guy in an expensive course in English grammar and how to write a letter/e-mail that at least LOOKS real.

  • If I had a dollar for every one of those silly things that came in my e-mail, I'd actually have ... by TB 2011-11-12 14:17:42
    • Dear Sir, I appreciate your efforts and have to inform you that while you were gone someone attached my name ... by bowser 2011-11-12 13:49:29

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