Amen.

And when you take off a wingnut, you twist it to the left.

Thus, only the right wingnut is ever worn. And one becomes a lefty by unscrewing the wingnut. To the left.

Hope that helps!

Now that’s a conservative UFO!

The Democrats are paying off blacks to vote for them with welfare, bribing students with better college loan deals, young women with free contraceptives and abortions, old women with equal pay for equal work, gays with marriage rights, sick people with health insurance, Latinos with immigration breaks, and old people with Medicare and Social Security. Did I leave anyone out? Or does that add up to 47%?

It scares me to think how close that Stepford Suit came to being President. And what really scares me is how many people think he wasn’t conservative enough.

If a low-rent Philadelphia voting district delivers 100 percent of the vote for Obama, it’s somehow “racist” to infer that maybe these precincts contain a large number of black people. After all, inner-city Philadelphia was normally populated by Norwegians.

Something like “all businessmen are Republicans” and “all Republicans are old white men.”

In point of fact, I looked up some information when conservatives were raising dark thoughts of conspiracy on these results. Yes, these districts are almost exclusively black, and yes, in what a Stanford professor calls “dense urban corridors,” a 100 percent Democratic response is not unknown with no fraud in sight. There were also districts like this in Chicago and Atlanta in 2008.

Democrats live for the day when all voters are like this, and will continue to re-engineer society to produce it.