The redneck Right is convinced that Obama is determined to destroy America. He will do this not as a result of incompetence, or by implementing some leftist policies, but deliberately, cold and calculated. They are convinced his mission is to destroy America in any way he can, and is actively scheming and plotting with his minions to do this.

So what do they do? They hand him the weapons to finish the job and cover his tracks as well: a government shutdown and a credit ceiling crisis. They haven’t just provided him with two loaded guns, but an airtight alibi as well.

That’s what happens when you let cousins marry.