http://hubpages.com/sports/Best-Bullpup-Shotguns

15 12 gauge shotgun shells as fast as you can pull the trigger!  Every household needs at least two.  You want to sweep a street?  Shut up the garage band across the street?    Clear a spot on a crowded beach?  How about blowing away a terrorist along with 45 or 50 people along with him?  (What’s a war without collateral damage, after all?)

Makes a Palin-loving, helicopter hunting Mama Bear just warm and wiggly all over!

(On the other hand, I wish they were available 50 years ago.  That makes me something of a hypocrite.)