“Donald Trump is keeping us all amused over here. How we laughed to hear him reveal the police no-go Muslim areas of London – this is news to all of us in the UK so thank god for Donald! The pundits (US & UK) say he hasn’t a chance of nomination, or if he manages that, there’s no chance he’ll be elected president but I’m not so sure. He is unendingly rich and clever (shame he’s an arse) and people are generally stupid, so I wouldn’t be at all surprised if he ends up in the White House.”