That’s YOUR face, and we all have to live with it for 4 years…. assuming we all survive.

You had to poison this thread, too?

I just find it funny that the evangelicals overwhelmingly supported Trump, proving their faith is the sham I always thought it to be.

But enough politics, lets all come together to remember the reason for the season…

God sent the Orange Angel Gabriel to Nazareth, a town in Galilee, to a virgin pledged to be married to a man named Joseph, a descendant of David. The virgin’s name was Mary. The angel went to her and said, “Greetings, you who are bigly favored! The Lord is with you.”

Mary was greatly troubled at his words and wondered what kind of greeting this might be, and why Gabriel was wearing a red hat. But the angel said to her, “Do not be afraid, Mary; you have found favor with God, He thinks you are a high-class woman… Of course he usually prefers his girls younger and with bigger tits, but you have a lot of class, so he overlooks the rest of it. You will conceive and give birth to a son, and you are to call him Jesus. He will look like his dad, a real lady-killer- He will be great, like REALLY great… just a swell guy and he will have ALL the best words- he will be like a smart person and will be called the Son of the Most Amazing- just a real high quality person. The Lord God will give him the throne of his father David- you’ve seen that throne right? Its really stylish- solid gold with quality marble- it cost a fortune believe you me! He will reign over Jacob’s descendants forever; his kingdom will never end. His reign will be eternal- like a REALLY long time, it will be just great, believe me- we are going to win so much that you will get tired of winning- it will be that great”

“How will this be,” Mary asked the angel, “since I am a virgin?”

The angel answered, “The Holy Spirit will move on you like a bitch, and the power of the Most Amazing will overpower you. Yeah, he can just do that, you know… when you are a deity you can do anything, even grab virgins by the pussy, and they just let you do it! It’s AWESOME! So, anyways- the holy one to be born will be called the Classy Son of God. Even Elizabeth your relative is going to have a child in her old age, and she who was said to be unable to conceive is in her sixth month, which is pretty amazing when you think of it because Liz is like REALLY old- she must be like 30- and with no stamina- I mean did you see her last night trying to bring the sheep in from the fields?! And her face, I mean just look at that face! She looks like a horse! How would you like to wake up to that every morning? Don’t get me wrong, I’d still try to fuck her even if she IS married- I mean I’d put a bag over her head first of course, but yeah I’d do her… I bet she is great in the sack.”

“Wait, I don’t understand…he is going to grab me by the… WHAT?!” Mary answered.

“The P u s s y, honey” the angel enunciated slowly. “Wait here, I will go get him, he’s waiting outside in the Golden Escalade- go put on something nice for him… oh and put this on sweetie” Gabriel threw Mary a strange red hat with odd lettering on it- the tag on the hat said ‘Made in China’. Then the angel left her.

-The Bible, GOP version

I cannot tell you how funny it is to watch some of you pretending to be christian… You would be the first to stone Christ for being a socialist- giving out free healthcare, violently attacking the money lenders in the earliest ‘Occupy’ protest- why love your neighbor when you can simply ‘bomb the shit out of them’?

Peace be with you all.