Comments on: A mullet for millennials https://habitablezone.com/2017/06/19/a-mullet-for-millennials/ Tue, 07 Apr 2026 09:51:21 -0700 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: hank https://habitablezone.com/2017/06/19/a-mullet-for-millennials/#comment-39495 hank Tue, 20 Jun 2017 12:46:09 +0000 https://www.habitablezone.com/?p=64975#comment-39495 But all I see is a thirty-something barista. But all I see is a thirty-something barista.

]]> By: RL https://habitablezone.com/2017/06/19/a-mullet-for-millennials/#comment-39494 RL Tue, 20 Jun 2017 12:34:56 +0000 https://www.habitablezone.com/?p=64975#comment-39494 <img src="https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/donald-trump-man-bun.jpg?w=513&h=600" alt="" />

]]> By: Robert https://habitablezone.com/2017/06/19/a-mullet-for-millennials/#comment-39493 Robert Tue, 20 Jun 2017 05:54:36 +0000 https://www.habitablezone.com/?p=64975#comment-39493 Yeah, I know. I'm not one of those people constantly down on millenials, and even most of their fashions haven't been completely bonkers (even the 19th century facial hair craze a few years ago). But nope, not the man-bun. Can't even call itself a "top-knot", not with the mandatory rat's nest bespeaking not a bespoke style but a palsied clumsiness. Nope. The blind pig missed the acorn. Reminds me, I think I've come up with the Killer App for 3D printing: Toupee-of-the-Day for the Millenial Man. Instead of radically changing your hairstyle every few months, <i>change it daily!</i> Wadda ya think? But wait, there's more: Merkins for Millenials! For when the fashion for bald...no, never mind. Yeah, I know. I’m not one of those people constantly down on millenials, and even most of their fashions haven’t been completely bonkers (even the 19th century facial hair craze a few years ago).

But nope, not the man-bun. Can’t even call itself a “top-knot”, not with the mandatory rat’s nest bespeaking not a bespoke style but a palsied clumsiness. Nope. The blind pig missed the acorn.

Reminds me, I think I’ve come up with the Killer App for 3D printing: Toupee-of-the-Day for the Millenial Man. Instead of radically changing your hairstyle every few months, change it daily!

Wadda ya think?

But wait, there’s more: Merkins for Millenials! For when the fashion for bald…no, never mind.

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