The same folks that lectured how gay marriage and transgender bathrooms corrupted the innocence of our children…
The same folks that called themselves the ‘moral majority’ and lectured about the evils of pornography…
The same folks that speak about the sanctity of marriage and the immorality of pre-marital sex…

These same people now get to explain porn-stars, hookers, and golden showers to their children, and explain why daddy wore a red hat in support of those things…

‘Daddy- what are golden showers?’

“Well, you see honey, when a rich man and a woman and another woman enter into a business transaction in a hotel room where another man that the rich man hates had slept, its natural for the women to pee on eachother while the rich man watches in order to defile the bed- its all part of god’s plan”