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New anthem for the Republican Party April 24, 2020 2:09 pm RL

“Bleach Boys”
By The Dead Milkmen
From Beelzebubba
(c) 1988
I’ve got some buddies and we all drink bleach
You know we practice what we preach
We’re not a drunken bunch of frat boys drunk on beer
Or a stoned bunch of hippies with no careers
I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia Peach
My pals and I all drink Clorox
Or eat Snowy right out of the box
Teenage suicide rate shot high and we
Understand the reason why
Bleach does more than whiten socks
Don’t you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby
In a land where ministers murder golf pros?
Don’t you wanna drink some bleach tonight?
Maybe there’ll be a party at the beach
We’ll bitch about life and chug-a-lug bleach
No ones getting high and no one’s getting drunk
We got a case off bleach stashed in the trunk.

  • comet by podrock 2020-04-24 14:20:17

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