Comments on: Noah’s ark has been in hobbit land all this time and i never knew ;-) https://habitablezone.com/2022/05/20/noahs-ark-has-been-in-hobbit-land-all-this-time-and-i-never-knew/ Sat, 18 Apr 2026 06:56:03 -0700 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: RobVG https://habitablezone.com/2022/05/20/noahs-ark-has-been-in-hobbit-land-all-this-time-and-i-never-knew/#comment-49851 RobVG Sun, 22 May 2022 20:40:30 +0000 https://www.habitablezone.com/?p=94457#comment-49851 "Vines in the shape of crosses"... “Vines in the shape of crosses”…

]]> By: RL https://habitablezone.com/2022/05/20/noahs-ark-has-been-in-hobbit-land-all-this-time-and-i-never-knew/#comment-49850 RL Sun, 22 May 2022 20:20:25 +0000 https://www.habitablezone.com/?p=94457#comment-49850 Why are you questioning it- the evidence on the video was conclusive... What are the odds that two vines crossing each other would sorta kinda look like a cross if you squint? That sort of thing can't be chalked up to coincidence... And does it not say in the bible that : "And verily, Noah and his sons did put a shrimp on the barbie to thank god for his mercy..."? (ok, those are all Aussie references- but essentially the same thing- right Pebble? ;) ) Why are you questioning it- the evidence on the video was conclusive…

What are the odds that two vines crossing each other would sorta kinda look like a cross if you squint? That sort of thing can’t be chalked up to coincidence…

And does it not say in the bible that : “And verily, Noah and his sons did put a shrimp on the barbie to thank god for his mercy…”?
(ok, those are all Aussie references- but essentially the same thing- right Pebble? ;) )

]]> By: ER https://habitablezone.com/2022/05/20/noahs-ark-has-been-in-hobbit-land-all-this-time-and-i-never-knew/#comment-49839 ER Sat, 21 May 2022 21:39:48 +0000 https://www.habitablezone.com/?p=94457#comment-49839 A fast sailing yacht, with fair winds, can average about a hundred nautical miles per day. The ark had no propulsion, it was simply drifting helplessly. There is no way it could have floated from Mesopotamia to New Zealand in just forty days and forty nights. Besides, if this was true, how did Noah and his people get back to the Middle East? And for that matter, how did all those animals cross the Pacific and Indian Oceans to get back to their modern habitats? 8) A fast sailing yacht, with fair winds, can average about a hundred nautical miles per day. The ark had no propulsion, it was simply drifting helplessly. There is no way it could have floated from Mesopotamia to New Zealand in just forty days and forty nights.

Besides, if this was true, how did Noah and his people get back to the Middle East? And for that matter, how did all those animals cross the Pacific and Indian Oceans to get back to their modern habitats? 8)

]]> By: podrock https://habitablezone.com/2022/05/20/noahs-ark-has-been-in-hobbit-land-all-this-time-and-i-never-knew/#comment-49818 podrock Sat, 21 May 2022 03:41:28 +0000 https://www.habitablezone.com/?p=94457#comment-49818 <blockquote>"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that someone won't mistake for the genuine article." <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law" rel="nofollow">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law</a> </blockquote>

“Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that someone won’t mistake for the genuine article.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

]]> By: podrock https://habitablezone.com/2022/05/20/noahs-ark-has-been-in-hobbit-land-all-this-time-and-i-never-knew/#comment-49817 podrock Sat, 21 May 2022 02:58:29 +0000 https://www.habitablezone.com/?p=94457#comment-49817 Hard to tell anymore. Hard to tell anymore.

]]> By: Pebble https://habitablezone.com/2022/05/20/noahs-ark-has-been-in-hobbit-land-all-this-time-and-i-never-knew/#comment-49816 Pebble Sat, 21 May 2022 02:26:19 +0000 https://www.habitablezone.com/?p=94457#comment-49816 It’s got to be, right ? It’s got to be, right ?

]]> By: podrock https://habitablezone.com/2022/05/20/noahs-ark-has-been-in-hobbit-land-all-this-time-and-i-never-knew/#comment-49808 podrock Fri, 20 May 2022 20:54:34 +0000 https://www.habitablezone.com/?p=94457#comment-49808 Makes it easier to bang my head against it. Hoping this is a parody account. Makes it easier to bang my head against it.

Hoping this is a parody account.

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