But we’re lazy, and we’re greedy, and we always want something for nothing. When we need someone to pick our cotton, or work in our sweatshops, our lay down our railroads, we fling our doors open and welcome those black and brown and yellow hordes, even if it means our own people can’t get work. And when we need someone to pick our fruit, or buss our tables. or make are beds, or work in our slaughterhouses then those “illegals” are welcome. Until payday, when we can’t wait to kick them back out into the cold. “Go back where you came from [insert racial slur here].” But when we need doctors and scientists and engineers because our own kids are too lazy and stupid to take the math and science courses, THEN we welcome Jose and Gupta, and Ali and Li, (sometimes even subsidizing their graduate work here), and all those other bright young kids educated at public expense in foreign universities that don’t have frats or multi million $ football programs, or Bus Ad Departments. After all, it will keep professional salaries down, won’t it? And controlling salaries is all that really matters, isn’t it?

So when efforts are made to enforce the foreign labor laws or implement a reasonable and orderly immigration system, the same people who are always talking about America and Heritage and Free Fucking Enterprise will obstruct every effort to enforce our green card laws and implement a reasonable immigration policy. They would rather have the illegals take our jobs because they’ll work cheap, and because they are so scared of being deported they won’t cause trouble, or join unions, or fight for decent pay and working conditions. And we certainly don’t want them voting, do we? We might wind up with another Obama.

Yes, we do have every right to control our borders. But we have abused that privilege and forfeited that right because deep down inside, we still feel nostalgic for that ole’ plantation, do dah, do dah, don’t we?

I feel better already.