Ancient Alien Architects of the Gods Department

Ancient Alien Architects of the Gods Department May 14, 2012 9:01 am ER

Have you ever wondered why the space aliens taught the ancient Egyptians and Incas how to cut and move 100 ton blocks of granite, but never bothered to teach them how to build anything but primitive post and lintel construction? No domes, arches, vaults, buttresses, cantilevers, no concrete, no metal reinforcements, no internal frameworks?

I guess there are some things MAN WAS NEVER MEANT TO KNOW.

די אותיות דערשייַנען צו זיין אַדערווערלדלי, טאָן זיי ניט? by Jody 2012-05-14 20:18:59
Probably alien tourists: by TB 2012-05-14 10:14:30
- Well done. I like that. by bowser 2012-05-14 14:55:45
- Good grief. by ER 2012-05-14 11:59:12
Oh we know. We know what we are willing to understand. by Jody 2012-05-14 09:36:28
- Did the aliens bring us laser cutters, tractor beams and antigravity sleds... by ER 2012-05-14 10:00:17
  - Oh, fer criminies sake. Yer basic alien - - - by bowser 2012-05-14 15:19:39
  - That would be the advertised purpose. by Jody 2012-05-14 10:21:13

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