Secretary of Religion, Piety, Abstinence and Education.  After all, she can see her church from her front yard, her child makes a living preaching abstinence, piety is her strong suit and she believes in home schooling.  She professes that jesuschristisheroneandonlytruepersonalsavior and should be yours, too, whether you are Christian, Jew or Muslim, Hindu or Buddhist.  Even if you are Mormon, there is room in God’s heart for you.

I think it’s a great idea.  The money will come from lunch programs for poor kids, Medicare, Medicaid, and a tax on Planned Parenthood.

In a true Libertarian manner, her pay will be 10% of the Department’s budget, thereby providing an incentive to work hard.

Only Romney has the guts.  Obama would never try.