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A Scandal at Hogwarts November 26, 2012 12:29 pm ER

As you may know, Mme Reclus is a big Potthead, and spends a lot of time at the Pottermore website.

Apparently, there is a set of computer games the different houses can play against each other to win the House Cup, and my wife, a Gryffindor in good standing, participates enthusiastically.

Alas, it has been revealed that some Gryffindor players have been cheating, they have learned to game the system, and have even written a ‘bot that can duel faster than any human keyboardist. The result: Gryffindor has been caught red-handed, and are disgraced!

It serves those do-gooder pansy self-righteous little dweebs right.

The horror! The Horror! Oh, The Humanity!

ER of Slitherin.

http://insider.pottermore.com/2012/11/fair-play-on-pottermore.html