Okay, this has to be a pantload, but it’s still a hoot.
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... I'm guessing only germans could do this.  Others.... not so much
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How dare you!! Oh sorry...I thought you were calling us names...
:-)
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Barkentalken?
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woofwaffe. n/t
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riff-roof-raffe
 
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riff-roof-raffe
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Yeesh.  I'll ask the next German Shepherd I meet if it's true.