I do think the fundamental extremists scared them.  But here is a chance to heal all wounds and show Conservatives how to compromise.

First, increase the military and shrink government.  Draft every Federal employee who doesn’t swear he voted for Obama into the army.  Polygraph exams are indicated here.  Larger military, smaller government, the Conservatives stated goals.  They couldn’t complain about that.  Goes for the legislature and Supreme Court, too.

Second, create low-paying jobs in factories without safety regulations, work rules or workers compensation to inhibit production and efficiency.  Only people who didn’t vote for Obama would be eligible for employment.  Place these near gated communities for convenience.  Because another compromise would be to require everyone to participate in productive work at the lowest pay possible. Suspend the minimum wage for these people.

Third, deny anyone who cannot demonstrate they voted for Obama food stamps and free ER care.  Shrink the budget, a claimed Conservative goal.

Fourth, don’t let anyone teach K – 12 who won’t sign a pledge that they voted for Obama.  Conservatives think that’s true anyway, so validate their thoughts.

Fifth, do the same with every person who works for the media.  Again, Conservatives think it’s true, validate their thoughts.

Sixth, cancel Social Security for anyone who didn’t vote for Obama.  Lower the deficit and get rid of the money-sucking scoundrels leeching from the federal treasury.

Seventh, remove from Union membership anyone who can’t prove they voted for Obama and deny them benefits.  Conservatives always wanted that, so give it to them.

Eighth, force twice-daily prayer and weekly church attendance on everyone who didn’t vote for Obama.  After all, America is a Christian nation.

So, it’s possible to compromise, and in a way which meets the Conservative agenda.  It would be a super learning experience for them, and fit their agenda in every way.