“Sandwich wielding police talk naked man off ledge.”
“A crisis-intervention officer — armed with a sandwich — persuaded a naked, disturbed man to come down off the ledge of a parking structure he was threatening to jump off in Portland, Ore., Saturday.
“Police said in a news release they responded to a call involving “a naked subject, possibly armed with a knife, acting as if he intended to jump off a parking structure” around 11:10 a.m. local time (2:30 p.m. ET).”
Oregonians will not give in for nothing. We have a price and our pride! I’ll bet it was a great sandwich, double-stacked even. I’m glad the guy held out to the end, didn’t cave. Some people are just tough. An inspiration.
(I notice it wasn’t a pair of shorts he wanted. Helluva specimen of a proud man!)
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Must have been a Hero sandwich
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No, it was a meatball sub.
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No, it was a meatball sub.
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How could a naked guy be "possibly armed"?
- His weapon dangles in da wind.