Mme Reclus just picked up a pack of 3 (plus one extra as a special introductory bonus offer) disposable razors: Schick Quattro 4 (Pour la Femme). They are the ultimate in shaving convenience and comfort, a triumph of modern technology, capitalism and ergonomic design. And this is only one of a series,
These dudes (or should I say, dames) come soaked with medicinal “Aloe and Duo-Vitamin Complex” and come equipped with a “compact pivoting head” and a “comfortable rubber grip designed for women”. The “pivoting head” contains four, count’em, FOUR separate blades. Not one of those pesky little leg whiskers is going to miss that gay reaper!
And now, for the piéce de resistance. this particular model’s handle is impregnated with “Skintimate Raspberry Rain Scent” Only one of several designer fragrances keyed to complement their various medicated lubricant coatings. The stuff is powerful, there’s one hanging in the bathroom now and you can smell it the minute you walk in the door.
I’m going to borrow one and shave with it tomorrow, just to see if it gives a better shave than my Bic disposable. I can’t wait, although I must admit I suddenly have this unexplainable urge to shave my legs.
Oh, and one more thing. Its pink.
Man, wouldn’t it be a feather in your resumé if you could claim you were on the product development and marketing team that came up with this baby?
- Wouldn't know..I braid my arm pit hair. ;)