Clearly the anthropormorphic global warming is a sign of the Tribulation, the End Times, and part of the promised death and destruction which will occur shortly before the Second Coming of Christ. This is the much anticipated run-up to the Rapture, where every Christian believes they will ascend to Heaven and watch with glee while everyone else suffers.

Israel has the A-bomb, and will be destroyed. Has to be destroyed, according to the Bible. And when Israel attacks Iran, we will have to final act. And Jesus will arrive, survey the situation with satisfaction, and the Fundamentalists, Conservatives and Big Oil will have proven correct, as they can purchase indulgences.

The Tribulation, of course!! God Bless those Islam-hating, Israel-loving, warmongering Fundamentalists, Conservatives and Big Oil. On their way to Heaven.  Christ is coming.

(Although I happen to have believed the Rapture had already occurred, I must have been wrong.)