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Cheeky GeekSpeakeasy.... November 29, 2015 7:12 pm Jody

An engineer, a chemist, and an I.T. engineer are all in a car that breaks down. The engineer says, “Maybe the battery is dead.”

The chemist suggests, “Maybe there’s water in the gasoline.”
The I.T. engineer then says, “Maybe we should all get out of the car, then get back in.”

  • Knock, Knock, Who's there? Broken pencil, Broken pencil who? by FrankC 2015-11-30 05:07:40
    • *groan* ;) by Jody 2015-11-30 06:12:16

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