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People are extremely creative with their drinks nowadays... June 23, 2020 2:36 pm Vitruvius

Honestly, “bold” could be swapped for “creative”, with the same effect.

A while back, I stumbled on something called the “Alien Brain Hemorrhage“. First off, in all fairness it could be appetizing – the stuff involves a big glop ‘o’ butterscotch. That being said, the provided photo certainly isn’t.

The Hemorrhage’s not alone in oddity, either. There’s a whole gamut of oddly-designed, as well as named, drinks accompanying it. Another example is the “Fallen Froggie“, which looks like what was left of Frogger after 30+ years of trying to cross the road was dropped into a glass of paint thinner. Probably smells like it, too.

Both of those are beat, however, by those that get creative with their materials. Some of you might have heard of the Miracle Berry, a fruit that essentially takes your taste buds for a trip round the bend. Well, someone apparently thought that made it perfect material for unsuspecting consumers, and made a beverage out of that. Now, I’m not sure what sort of person wants a substance that takes a perfectly well-made cocktail, and screws up the pallete crafted for it, but they’re out there. Other people have also decided that craft herpes glitter was also cocktail material, and marketed that.

At this point, I almost miss the dessert cocktails. Almost.

I wonder if the local bar serves hemorrhages?

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